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🔮 WELCOME TO OUR WEBSYTE 🔮
MADAME ZELDA has been reading cat minds since 1997.
We offer the FINEST psychic cat reading services on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!
Our patented CatWave™ Technology allows us to
communicate with YOUR feline companion via DIAL-UP MODEM vibrations.
⚠ DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MONITOR ⚠
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AS SEEN ON AOL HOMEPAGE 2001
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💸 OUR SERVISES & PRICEING 💸
🐱 BASIC CAT READ
$47.99
(what is ur cat thinking??)
$47.99
(what is ur cat thinking??)
👁 DELUXE READING
$199.99
(past lives included)
$199.99
(past lives included)
💎 PREMIUM PACKAGE
$499.99
(we talk to ur cats ghost)
$499.99
(we talk to ur cats ghost)
FREE READING
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📬 CONTCAT US (NOT A TYPO)
YOUR FULL LEGAL NAME *
EMAIL ADDRESS * (we will not spam u)
MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME * (for security)
FAVORITE MOON PHASE *
YOUR CAT'S STAR SIGN *
CAT'S SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER *
MESSAGE (max 7 words)
PROVE YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
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📖 GUESTBOOKE (SIGN BELOW!!)
xX_CatLover_2003_Xx [March 3, 2003]: gr8 site!!! my cat told me 2 come here LOL. bookmarked!! AIM me: CatPsychicFan99
webmaster_steve [January 14, 2003]: Hello from AUSTRALIA!!! found ur site on AltaVista. nice background!!!
MysticRaven666 [October 31, 2002]: spooky website. my cat IS psychic btw. hes been staring at the wall for 3 days. HELP
zelda_is_real@yahoo.com [August 8, 2002]: Zelda is REAL and she READ MY CATS MIND over AOL Instant Messenger. 5 stars!!!
SkepticalBob [June 12, 2002]: this is probably a scam but the background is very purple so i trust it
🏆 AWARDS & ACHIEVEMENTS
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